BIG TOP BOTTLECAP BOWL

This oversized bottlecap – made of durable, high-fire porcelain – is guaranteed to make a big impression when you trot out the salty snacks. www.perpetualkid.com

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EMERGENCY TOILET PAPER ROLL

No one enjoys being caught short and no one enjoys having to do the bathroom walk of shame. There is no need to risk this kind of humiliating degradation, instead hang our Emergency Toilet Paper Roll in your bathroom! www.perpetualkid.com

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GIMMIE TUNES HIGH HEELS SPEAKERS

This shoe shaped speakers pack a big sound and look fabulous all at the same time! Simply insert the included USB connector into your computer, plug in the included 3.4 mm phono jack into your desired output and flip the power switch. www.perpetualkid.com

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COUNT KETCHUP SPREAD HEAD

Just twist my head onto your average ketchup bottle and squeeze. I add bite to your burgers, fear to your french fries, horror to your hot dogs and terror to your tofu. And stop calling me cute. I'm not CUTE! www.perpetualkid.com

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NUTS ABOUT GOLF SET

Now we're not sure this will do much to help your handicap but it will help your popularity with your golfing buddies. You don't need frilly golf tees and pretty ball markers, you need something for a real (WO)MAN! Work on your swing instead of working on your home with our Nuts About Golf Set. ...

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4D EQUALIZER HAT

Can't keep a beat? Let your hat do it for you! Turn the beat around with our 4D Equalizer Hat! www.perpetualkid.com

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WALL FLOWER HANGING BUD VASE

Display one vase for a perfect wall accent or display multiple vases for a beautiful artistic wall garden. www.perpetualkid.com

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HYDRO POWERED CALCULATOR

A single oxygen atom bonded with two hydrogen atoms equals my favorite drink, or so I think that’s how it works. So yeah, this thing is too cool for school or work, you just fill up the three water powered batteries, plug them in and you’re good to go! www.perpetualkid.com

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FunkyFonic Cassette Tape Speaker

Go retro using FunkyFonic Cassette Tape Speaker! www.perpetualkid.com

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DJ TURNTABLE LAPTOP SKIN

Designed at just the right perspective to make passers-by do a double take! www.perpetualkid.com

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LAPTOP LILO

Laptop Lilo is made from a heat resistant material non-slip PVC that can withstand temperatures up to 176 degrees Fahrenheit or 80 degrees Celsius. Holds laptops up to 17 inches in size and fully inflates in roughly 2 minutes and allows for an optimum 10 degree viewing angle. www.perpetualkid.com

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ROBOT MATRYOSHKAS

Inspired by 19th century Russian Nesting Dolls, Robot Matryoshkas are made from high grade ABS plastic. Tallest matryoshka measures 4.5 inches tall and the smallest matryoshka measures 1.25 inches tall. www.perpetualkid.com

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Planet Earth Reusable Shopping Bag

Perfect alternative to any plastic shopping bag, our Planet Earth Reusable Shopping Bag is awesome for visits to the farmer's market, grocery store, or even to the pool and beach. www.perpetualkid.com

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PICKLE POPS

ickle Pops are made from a dill pickle… and that’s it! Nothing else is added! Each pickle is squeezed right down to the skin and then the pickle brine and pickle guts get liquefied and made into one heck of a tasty treat. If you're a culinary extremist, then this mouth watering, temperature lowering, tongue ...

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LOG & SQUIRREL SELF WATERING PLANTER

Pour water into the log and wait for the little squirrel to pop up and say hello. As long as you can see the squirrel you'll know that your plant is a happy little plant but if the squirrel ducks back down into the log, it's time to water the plant! It's a perfectly pleasant planter for the home or the office. ...

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MOTHERBOARD COASTERS

Get on board with our Motherboard Coasters! www.perpetualkid.com

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ON THE FRITZ CLOCK

Time for a break with our On The Fritz Clock! It looks like a perfectly buttoned-down office clock... except for just one little problem: the second hand has a mind of its own! www.perpetualkid.com

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RECYCLED KEYBOARD CLUTCH PURSE and NOTEBOOK

Go wireless with our techno savvy Recycled Keyboard Clutch Purse. It's made from recycled computer keyboards. Recycled Keyboard Notebook is eye catching and totally geek-chic. www.perpetualkid.com

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