The Glow In The Dark Zombie Blast
This is the undead companion that challenges the living to blast it back to the underworld, available only from Hammacher Schlemmer in a ghoulish green that glows in the dark. Armed with an infrared blaster, defenders of humanity have only 30 seconds to score nine shots between the zombie’s eyes as it lurches forward with a guttural groan that emanates from a speaker built into its chest. Three shots remove its left arm, stopping it momentarily and causing it to growl in anger until it recovers and continues to advance. Three more remove its right arm with similar effects until a final trio knocks it onto its back amid a cacophony of howling and thrashing until its preternatural life force is utterly spent. Price $39.95
