The Crawling Zombie has no legs, can only crawl manically along the ground using it’s arms with blood red eyes and a growling voice. Your wife will be “very happy” to see it craw on the floor in the night… Surprise honey! Surprise!

You’ll never be alone again with your Singing Dancing Tequila Worm. And it’s not just his loveable grin to comfort you and add a smile to your day.

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The message activates automatically every time the corkscrew is pulled apart - or choose the bottle opener feature. You can save or re-record different messages again and again.

Composed of 36 dishwasher safe components, DIY Drinking Strawz guarantee that liquids get into your body exactly how you want them to.

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Flick the switch underneath him and watch him go. He can dance all night to the classic theme tune to ‘Ghostbusters’.

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Use the dropper to fill one of the exhaust pipes with water, until you see water coming out of the other pipe. Then float the boat in water. Finally, place the candle on the tray, light, and place inside the boat.

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Looks just like someone hit a fish into glass. Realistic shatter marks and fish attached to clear plastic adheres to any clean glass surface with natural static cling.

These Death Mints are the preferred breath mints of corpses, vampires and zombies.

Turn the handle and listen to the tappety-tap of impatient finger rapping.

Bean Pod contains a disc of compressed peat. All you have to do is add a little water, sow the included seeds and stick the pod to a wall or window using its little sucker.

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The ants dig tunnels and the plant grow their roots right in front of your eyes. The transparent gel is their food and their water.

Bandai proudly presents “Little Jammer Meets Kenwood” an all new unique system features six little professional musicians on five high quality speakers. New Pro version upgrades 8bit sound source to 16bit with much improved sound quality. While the music is playing from the control box.

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Place it in a public place (train stations and airports are best) and with a simple clap of your hands, watch the hand run away into the crowd and cause widespread panic! Also works well in a busy office. It run on batteries…

This hand painted fountain by Bird Brain come complete with a UL and CUL approved pump and fittings. Pot holds a 5 inch liner.

The Control-a-Kid remote has all the functions you will need to help keep those little monsters under control. Of course it is just a good joke and a funny gift for your parents … I hope your parents have houmor sense

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Bonus Link: Men / Women Remote Controls