The Darth Vader Toaster
This is the toaster made in the likeness of the iconic villain Darth Vader that transforms innocent slices of bread into sinister breakfast tokens of evil. With eyes that imply nefarious intent when its internal heating elements glow like the fires of Mustafar, the toaster imprints “Star Wars†onto either side of a piece of bread and browns the crust to frame both sides. An essential part of a Galactic Empire-allegience-reaffirming breakfast—or else.
