To use the SchrÃ¶dinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker:
Ask your question. Any question that can be answered in a binary fashion will do. The cat is extremely bored in the box and will listen to whatever you say. It is open to questions of an executive, legislative, or personal nature. You’ll never know the answer if you don’t ask.
Slide open the door. At this point, the magic will happen and you’ll see the cat flashing in flux between life and death. You’ll either find this disturbing or intensely magical. We won’t pass judgement on your character based on your reaction, we promise.
See your decision solidify before you. The cat will be alive (which we interpret as a “Yes”) or dead (or “No”). The almighty SchrÃ¶dinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker has spoken. Go and do its bidding. Meow.